Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Problem.

I have a problem. Seriously.
I drink a Sugar-Free Amp almost every single day before Ballet.
Do you know what is in that crap?!
CRAP! It's all fake, 14 letter-long words that sound more intimidating than the clicking language they spoke in my village in Namibia.
However, since I started drinking this heart-attack-at-25-years-old-in-a-can, I've been able to focus so much more & actually do petite allegro. Except when Jill's watching. Never when she's watching.
I don't think it's just in my head, since there's millions of milligrams of caffeine in one serving (half a can).
I don't know what to do about it. I suppose I should have the will power to just stop. Now it seems like I have a drug problem. Are they really that bad? I refuse to use Styrofoam ever ever ever because it's bad for the environment, but I don't mind drinking things that could melt said Styrofoam to ash. Gross.

This was a semi-worthless entry, since I have no solution or explanation for my ridiculous problem. Maybe someone has created EDAA. Energy Drinker Addicts Anonymous. I'd like to find out.

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